Don’t frown Max Browne, you won’t be benched long.

Work got you down?

Lost your job at USC?

Can’t stand your boss and the young kid who just got promoted over you? Well, Clay Helton and Sam Darnold can hold hands and go jump off the San Clemente pier.

Be a good soldier at USC for as long as possible–it will look better on your resume–then get your paperwork in order.

Have WE got a conference for YOU!

The SEC, if you haven’t noticed, has become a half-way house for quarterbacks who have been shunned elsewhere.

The league’s motto this year is “it just means more,” but there’s also this other saying: The rest of this article is available to subscribers only – to become a subscriber click here.