Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane
Ain’t got time to take a fast train
Lonely days are gone, I’m a-goin’ home
My baby, just-a wrote me a letter.
–The Box Tops
Let’s unbuckle this week’s mailbag:
Has Rankman’s preseason #1 ever flamed out as quickly as ND did this year?
No, this could be the all-time, Coleman stove, Bunsen-burner flame out. How did I know the “Fighting” Irish would pick this year to give up the fight and become as non-aggressive as Switzerland? And with just as many holes in their cheese? The rest of this article is available to subscribers only – to become a subscriber click here.