It’s a bye week for Michigan. And a buy week for carnivorous Michigan fans.

They’re all headed to the Ann Arbor Ruth’s Chris Steak House, which is offering a percentage discount that’s equal to the Wolverines’ margin of victory.

That will not be 78 percent even though Michigan, um, slaughtered Rutgers 78-0 on Saturday. The restaurant at least had the foresight to cap the promotion at 50 percent.

Don’t try to get a table this week, though. The restaurant is booked. The rest of this article is available to subscribers only – to become a subscriber click here.