Sorry for the delay but Rankman woke up Thursday, ready to file the weekly rank and rant, when I keeled over with a momentous bout of food poisoning. Within minutes I felt like I was Vanderbilt and had just played Alabama. A three-foot crawl to my desk was impossible. Anyway, the show goes on. No ranking updates needed because neither Texas or Iowa State made this week’s cut. There is a new No.1 again this week and its nickname rhymes Slip N Slide. There’s also a new No. 2, two, too. And a new No. 3.  No. 4 stays the same and here’s a hint which team it is: one of its basketball coaches was recently arrested after an FBI investigation and its football team plays Friday night at Washington State. The rest of this article is available to subscribers only – to become a subscriber click here.